Eye On CameraWare -- community

Written by: cwnews

Eyes squinting from the brightness, sweat pouring down my brow, I was grilling a chicken when the telephone rang. It was apparent the bird was no stool pigeon and wasn’t going to squawk so I turned off the overhead light, handed him his overcoat and sent him on his way before answering the phone. It was the boss, wondering if I had gotten the scoop on this CameraWare stuff yet. I bumped my gums for a few minutes about all the different Communities and all the good eggs I met there. He started to get hyped, voice crackling like a hornet on a backyard bug zapper, wanting to know more. I told him to keep his skin on; I would get around to everything I had found eventually.

First I told the head honcho all about MsAvalon’s Quiz night, a bunch of folks with overgrown noodles gathered together, smacking noggins. Competition was fierce and the challengers were formidable, using all that gray matter to their advantage. I wonder if they have to wear bookends on their shoulders to keep their massive brains upright. These were no hairy-backed-sissy-mary questions either, I tell ya. Quizmaster shot bullets like “The Lotus flower is the national symbol of which Asian country?” and “The island of Madeira is in which Ocean?” Late into the night these brainiacs played, but don’t let the massive smarts fool ya; they were having loads of laughs between the toughies. Mr. Spock finally carried home the CameraWare Tshirt trophy that night. They had this old flatfoot beat in the smarts department. Check it out some time at: http://website.lineone.net/~msavalon/

I debated telling the big cheese about The Liz Wilde show for fear he would crawl thru the blower, demanding more details. “I want to hear every last detail on this chippy!” he screamed on the phone. “If you’ll shut your head for just a minute, I will give ya the rumble” I snapped back at him. She’s a skirt who runs this radio show and has recently put CameraWare on her site. I sat on my keister and listened in on a couple of broadcasts while watching the action in the studio. While I threw back a glass of hooch, I listened to the soothing sounds of Liz’s “buttery buckets of sarcasm” while watching two cute kittens perform Naked News for the viewers. You can listen, watch and text chat with Liz at http://www.lizwilde.com. I could get dizzy over a looker like Liz so I decided to scram pronto before she got her digs into me.

This new CameraWare Community district is going to take a long time for this ol palooka to get a good pinch on. I won’t put the nix on this joint until every video has been checked out and every skirt has been raised. Getting the down and dirty on all these different sites won’t be eggs in the coffee though; CameraWare seeps further into the mean streets of the Internet with each passing night and its going to take a lot of ankle wobbling to get the job done.

Stool pigeons can contact me at ICQ number: 114035286. I also will be checking email at cwnews@ttinet.com, hoping a snitch will flip me the easy and tell me about upcoming events.