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Case of the Wrong Device

What would the world do without me? I have been bombarded with all sorts of cases in the last while and unfortunately most of them did not include the numeric 2or 4! Sober people, I do not understand. The last while has been busy and far too interrupted to be able to obtain a full self-induced morning hangover with explosive proportions. Ahhh, the life of the brilliant! On a positive note, I have found the time to check out as many babes as I possibly can on the premise that one never knows where a clue can be found with or without a case in mind at the time. Regardless, I am The Inspector! Perfect! Brilliant! Wise beyond this society! There is nothing I can’t solve and yesterday’s case was one of my best yet. I was stupendous as usual! Read and learn or at least drink and think you can, whatever works. I was sitting around flipping between this babe and that, enjoying a tall cold bottle of the breweries best beer when I was whined out of my semi-consciousness by a woman, who by the way refused to give me her stats, but pleaded for my assistance in helping her choose the right device.

Lady: I have it in place but it is suggesting I have the wrong device. What does it mean by this?

Inspector Tech: Ok, so you’re using the wrong device? Has this ever occurred before?

Lady: No, I never had this problem before. Is there a way to fix this?

Inspector Tech: Depends. Which device exactly are you using that is wrong? I know a few lady friends who never complain of having the wrong device.

Lady: I’m not quite certain. Is there a way to know for sure?

Inspector Tech: This is not my area of expertise. Can’t say I have ever used the wrong device, but nonetheless …I am brilliant! Maybe your device is inserted in the wrong place. I would suggest removing it and sticking it in another area.

Lady: I can’t move it. I have tried even replacing it but it wont budge.

Inspector Tech: Maybe you should be calling 911!!!

Lady: Geezzz! This isn’t a medical emergency; it’s a technical emergency!!

Inspector Tech: I suggest you quit whining and file this in your book of experiences! Not every woman can update her own sex life in this manner!

**Heavily drinking intermission, contemplating this is either a fantasy woman or my worst nightmare.

Lady: Inspector Tech: ahhhh, I see. I just need to update my drivers! Wonderful! I’ll do that now!

Inspector Tech: Of course, you will! I am brilliant you know!

Lady: Geeez! A little egotistical aren’t we. I’ll be right back. I’m going to do what you suggested and update my files.

Inspector Tech: I am not a little egotistical, I own the word and I only give out the most wisest and correct advice on the entire net, in the entire world.

*** At this point either she disappeared for a bit or I ignored her while running to the beer store. I’m happy with either result.

Lady: It worked! Finally! This is great! Thank you very much, Inspector Tech! I would have been stuck with that incorrect device forever!

Lady: Hello? Hello? Where are you?

Lady: Inspector Tech?

Inspector Tech: What do you want? Is this important? Have any relevance to my liver?

Lady: Hi! I just came back to thank you for your advice! I have updated my drivers and everything is working smoothly without a problem! Thank you again! You certainly deserve your ego!

Inspector Tech: Whatever lady! Expect no less and expect an invoice payable in liquor to follow soon.

*** Lady booted…and banned!!

*Shrugs *

Case closed!!