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Signs that you may be addicted to Video Conferencing:

Written by: Alynna

Fresh air hurts.

When asked a question, your head turns but your eyes remain fixed on the screen. Verbal responses in under three minutes are considered good, especially if the answer fits the question.

Your houseplants have evolved to sustain themselves on cold coffee (yes, coffee is supposed to be hot!).

You have never heard of the TV show ‘Survivor’. As a matter of fact, when someone asks you if you want to watch the TV, you begin scrolling the Channel Menu for your favorite transvestite.

4 hours of sleep is considered ‘sleeping in’

You get a CameraWare logo tatoo

Clothing seems foreign.

You type while sleeping. Your fingers type on the pillow and you can read the chat on the inside of your eyelids.

Your eyelids make an audible crunching sound when you blink.

The ashtray looks like a recreation of Mt St Helens. You don’t dare empty it in case you run out of cigs during a marathon and (gasp) have to leave to go get more.

The scum growing on the top of your coffee is considered Solid Food.

You quit going out to the local bar, getting drunk and acting foolishly in front of the town folk. Now you stay at home, get drunk and act like an idiot on an international scale.